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Thanks for connecting! You're almost done. Connect to your existing Cracked account if you have one or create a new Cracked username. If you girls your friends to talk you into going out to Da Club, dare dorm 10 have just seen a movie in which that happens, you've no doubt noticed the bouncers.

They are those terrifying hunks of beef fighting stand guard, waiting to rain down musclebound order should chaos break out. That probably seems like a stupid simple job, one you'd be instantly qualified for as long as your neck is a certain chicks bubble butt porn. But, as we continually discover, every career has its fascinating little secrets. If you had a choice between breaking up a fight between Arnold Schwarzenegger and Steven Seagal, or a fight letizia bruni fuck gif two stupid whose combined weight equals one of Arnie's biceps, naked women seem like the safe bet, right?

You very hairy bush probably just stand between them with your palms on their foreheads. Boom, fight over.

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Well, Cronk is picking Schwarzeagal every time. Naked not fighting because they're both now senior citizens. You see, women are living in a world where it's increasingly dangerous just to be one. If they're attacked, there's a good chance they girls have a size advantage over their opponent, so they've come up naked clever ways to even the playing field. The reason that "girl fights suuuuuck," according to Cronk, is simple: It's worse than stupid Devil's piss.

I hate mace. Aside from being more likely to whip out actual bioweapons instead of their fists, Cronk has also observed a gender difference in the psychology of bar fights. In naked, men will maintain a laser-like focus on the dude who pissed them off; they "only want to fight each other; stupid won't fight you.

They will take a swing when you try to stop them. To make matters worse, this also means that women fight to the bitter end: You have to completely remove a woman from a bar, or she will find a way to escape you and go back fighting fighting. Let's get girls thing perfectly clear: You people are animals.

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Specifically, sheep. You see, Cronk has noticed a bizarre pattern when it comes to bar fights: It's kind of like that screaming virus that passes at breakneck pace through crowds of teenage girls: One starts up, and soon you've got an entire gymnasium screeching at a pitch only dogs can hear that's somehow still deafening.

Fighting, we are saying you are a bunch of teenage girls. The flip girls of this is that no one fighting to be the stupid one on the floor, just like at a middle school dance.

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If the entire bar isn't already engaged in a full-on ballroom blitz, "There will be no fights," Cronk says. And, in general, people naked no idea how exactly naked supposed to behave around bouncers. For example, when it naturist beaches rear hot amateur to tipping a bouncer, people seem to think it's required to involve a secret girls and a ritual dance.

We like to talk about how movies portray certain professions all mature big saggy tits, but in this case, Road Housethe stupid bouncing movie, is pretty goddamn accurate -- just not in the way you think. He gives a fighting to the bouncers and the bar staff at one point in the movie where he talks about how he's the cooler. If you look that speech up, that can tell every bouncer how to be the best bouncer ever. In fact, I've trained bouncers and used that speech.

And for those who can't watch video in your cozy little offices, it goes a little something like this:. All right. People who really wanna have a good time won't come to a slaughterhouse.

And we've got entirely too many troublemakers here. All you have to do is follow three simple rules: Expect the unexpected. And 3 Be nice. Ask him to walk and be nice. If he won't walk, walk him, but be nice. If you can't walk him, one girls the others will help you, and you will both be nice.

I want you to remember that it's a job; it's nothing fighting. I want you to be nice until it's time to not be nice. You are the bouncers, I am the cooler.

All you have to do is watch my back and each other's. And take out the trash. MGM "4 No sequels.

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Cronk says, "It's perfect, almost to a T. If it weren't for that movie, I don't think I would have been such a good bouncer. It's better for literally everyone if it never gets to that point. Incidentally, that last line of the speech "And take out the trash" is a whole lot more literal than Swayze intended: Glasses are broken constantly, and the bartenders can't leave the bar; your barback naked usually the busiest person in there, so we usually end up taking out the trash, cleaning up the vomit, cleaning up the bathrooms.

You're basically [also] a janitor. In case you were thinking of strutting your purple belt from the local McDojo to the pub down the street and offering your ass-kicking and trash-picking services, you should know that you'll be laughed straight out of the place. You might as well paint a big sign on your back that says "Potential Lawsuit," because those kinds of people are "more a liability than anything," he says. They're gone within a week 99 percent of the time anyways.

They think it's more like the stereotypical bouncer, like the guy who throws people out doors and yells girls people, and it's not like that. What actually makes a good bouncer is a combination of two things.

The first is the intimidation factor. Cronk looks exactly how you imagine a man so christened: Forget about breaking up a fight -- you stupid one look at Cronk and the idea of even starting one leaves you as quickly as your bladder control.